and you wonder why I'm single...

Tonight after work I ran to Papa John's to take advantage of their 4.99 single topping pizza and my WOOT WOOT 4.00 off coupon! YEAH!!

Anyways as I was standing at the counter reveling in the fact I was getting a pizza for a dollar, the pizza guy hit on me.

He was covered in tattoos head to toe and about 3 inches shorter than me. AT LEAST.

His stellar idea of a pick up line?

You smell good.

I said, excuse me?

You smell good, he repeated, and proceeded to lean across the counter to get a better sniff!!!!!!!

I tried to cover it with humor and said thanks, well i showered today...

He said yeah, you just smell sooo good *big sniff* so much better than the pizzas..

ooohhkay.... that was it for me. I grabbed my pizza and headed for the hills.

I think it was God's way of telling me I should have went home to work out to fit in my bridesmaid dress..

I'm so never going back to that Papa John's again!

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