I had a rather odd/frightening experience this morning.
I walked out of my apt building, only to come face to face with a very LARGE goose.
We stared down eachother for a second, and then all of the sudden it opened it mouth and started making this hideous noise and heading towards me.
Not one to stick around and find out what would happen next, I immediately started running for my life.
(And wouldn't you know it, I was parked almost to the opposite end of my building, thanks to getting home late the night before.)
I ran to my truck as fast as I could hearing it chase me as I ran, hit the automatic unlock button and hopped inside, clutching my huge purse to me. If I had been thinking straight I could have just hit the darned thing with my purse. That would have stunned it for a second at least!
I look out my passenger side window and there is the goose staring at me! It had evil eyes. I think it was glaring the death glare.
So I think to myself, HAH! I will show you stupid feathered friend, I'll start my truck and scare the goose poop right out of you.
Great idea in theory.
The Goose was not scared by my truck, but it was very angry.
I started backing up and it started flapping its HUGE wings and coming after the front of my truck! I managed to swerve by it, and drove off. I mean I do have a truck but that was a stinking HUGE goose. How would I explain that to the insurance company? Um, I'm sorry but this goose came after me and started attacking the hood of my truck. I had to be at work early and didn't have time to fight it off, so I just ran over it!
Yeah, PETA would be all over me..
I'm a slight bit afraid to go home tonight...
I walked out of my apt building, only to come face to face with a very LARGE goose.
We stared down eachother for a second, and then all of the sudden it opened it mouth and started making this hideous noise and heading towards me.
Not one to stick around and find out what would happen next, I immediately started running for my life.
(And wouldn't you know it, I was parked almost to the opposite end of my building, thanks to getting home late the night before.)
I ran to my truck as fast as I could hearing it chase me as I ran, hit the automatic unlock button and hopped inside, clutching my huge purse to me. If I had been thinking straight I could have just hit the darned thing with my purse. That would have stunned it for a second at least!
I look out my passenger side window and there is the goose staring at me! It had evil eyes. I think it was glaring the death glare.
So I think to myself, HAH! I will show you stupid feathered friend, I'll start my truck and scare the goose poop right out of you.
Great idea in theory.
The Goose was not scared by my truck, but it was very angry.
I started backing up and it started flapping its HUGE wings and coming after the front of my truck! I managed to swerve by it, and drove off. I mean I do have a truck but that was a stinking HUGE goose. How would I explain that to the insurance company? Um, I'm sorry but this goose came after me and started attacking the hood of my truck. I had to be at work early and didn't have time to fight it off, so I just ran over it!
Yeah, PETA would be all over me..
I'm a slight bit afraid to go home tonight...
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Thanks for praying for our boys- someday, we'll have to meet at church!
Amber Magnuson