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Too much friendliness

I have two stories I have been holding out on you. Truthfully when I go to bed at night and my mind wakes up and starts working I think, I should blog about these, they are funny. And of course I always wake up and have totally forgotten.

Let me premise this with the fact that I am way too friendly to store workers. Anyone behind a cash register I will chat with. Whether I know you or have seen you before in my lifetime, odds are I will probably talk with you. I can't help it. I just live to talk:)

Awhile back I was doing a coke run at McDonalds, 1.00 large fountain coke oh how I love thee! And at the first little window where you pay I gave the girl my debt card and then noticed her name on her hat. Her name was Charity! MY Name is Charity!! This is craziness!! I NEVER run into anyone with the same name. Its only happened once before at Walmart several years back. So she opens the window to give me my card back and I, ok, I might have screamed a tax exuberantly, YOUR NAME IS CHARITY???!! She's like uh yeah? (who is this crazy chick) MY NAME IS CHARITY!! OH MY GOSH I NEVER RUN INTO SOMEONE WITH THE SAME NAME!! HOW COOL!! I think I might have scared her a little bit but I was excited!

The next story takes the cake though..

Several weeks ago I was in a store checking out and the owner/boss/whatever was leaving and talking to my check out guy. I had been making small talk with the check out guy and then the boss went by and told him that he was leaving, gave a few instructions and then passed us saying "I am leaving now with my man bag. My manly MANLY MAN BAG!!" The clekf kind of chuckled and said ok whatever, so I turned to look at the bag in question, and lo and behold it looked exactly like my laptop bag! So I said, hey that looks like my laptop bag!!

Clerk starts to giggle now, and tells the boss, see I told you it was girly looking!!

I cocked my head and said, hey, is the inside hot pink?

not expecting the outcome

the boss got a look on his face, stepped closer, and unzipped the bag and sure enough, HOT PINK!!!

I gasped and pointed and said YOU HAVE A GIRLY BAG! YOU"RE CARRYING A GIRLS BAG!!

By this time the clerk is literally doubled over laughing, laying on the counter along with my purchases..

The boss tried to explain, but not very well, he said well it is I borrowed it from my daughter!!

I said that DOESN"T MAKE IT BETTER!!

He's like me and my manly bag are leaving.

I was laughing so hard.

The clerk picked himself up off the counter and HIGH FIVED ME!! And told me I was officially his favorite customer ever.

I feel so special.

Comments

Mrs. C said…
charity you are a riot. The things that bring job to us!
I agree...$1 large drink are the bomb-diddly!
November 17, 2009 at 3:06 AM
Kimberly said…
I seriously can't stop laughing! Thank you! I so needed to laugh!
November 19, 2009 at 7:25 PM
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