Oh the things that come out of my mouth...

April has been asking me how I come up with such witty and funny things to say, I honestly have no idea. The real humor is that most of the time things just fly out of my mouth and I have no idea what I said untill I say them!

Two gems from today..

I tease our mail lady every day and she gives it right back. Usually she acts like she hates me and I act super sweet and sassy.. Today she was telling me that she would be back in a little while with more packages. To which I replied

Oohhhh Gooody!!!! You are the sunshine to my day!!!!.....................................which could be why i'm not tan...

I thought that was pretty danged funny actually. April and I laughed for a solid 5 mins! :)

Later April and I were discussing being able to hear people talk and soft talkers, I told her that an advantage to marrying me would be that my husband would never have to buy a hearing aide!

I am a bit loud, I'm sure you never ever guessed that at all!!

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